Pastor Drowns Attempting to Walk on Water like Jesus


INTERNATIONAL-stripAn evangelist who attempted to emulate a ‘Makandiwa style inspired’ Jesus’ miracle of walking on water, has drowned off the western coast of Africa.

Pastor Frank Kabele, 35, is reportedly informed his congregation he could repeat the biblical miracle, and he attempted it from a beach in Gabon’s capital of Libreville

Pastor Kabele told his congregation he’d had a revelation that if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus,’ an eyewitness told the Glasgow daily.

The eye witness said he took his congregation to the beach saying he would walk across the Komo estuary, which takes 20 minutes by boat.

“He walked into the water, which soon passed over his head and he never came back,” they said.

Professor of Oceanography Doron Nof a researcher at Florida State University believes he has a natural explanation for the account of Jesus’ miraculous walk on the surface of water.

Professor Nof in a study argues that a rare combination of optimal water and atmospheric conditions resulted in a unique, localized freezing phenomenon called ‘springs ice that enabled Jesus to walk on water.

  • Mwana WaChef

    Haha these people still crack me up… lol. not that someone’s death is funny but this is hehehe

  • mwana waPapa

    why put the picture of Prophet Makandiwa when your story has nothing to do with him?

  • Butu

    True why

  • Mangadza

    This is rubbish. There is no relationship between the picture and the story. Which school did you guys go to?

  • http://zimeye tozvureva

    He wishes him to drown.

  • conte

    And when U sued,U cry foul,…hee why should men of cloth take us to court,he. Bla bla bla,…. half baked journalist.

  • http://zimeye the big boss

    That’s what happens to money grabbing evil false bogus prophets like imposter makandiwa etc

  • lwazie

    These guys guys are good at soiling other people’s images. What has Makandiwa to do with this West African story. Is he the first to talk about Jesus walking on water. Isn’t this story is in the Bible why not put the Bible’s picture from where the story comes. What a rag!!!

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  • http://na hooohooooho

    ha ha ha ha..nhaka hedu…..nyaya dza jehova tichaonerera

  • Ini zvangu

    Professor vakuhumana manje. He is trying to explain the miracle of Jesus Christ. Kusangana musoro, you can’t explain the supernatural phenomenon with your finite mind.

  • Ini zvangu

    Saka peter paakazonyura panga pasina ice here professor Nof? I wish I could get email yavo prof Nof

  • Shepherd

    There was no need for the Pastor to do this.

  • Jesu ndishe

    for the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved its the p
    ower of God!!!

  • Saskatchewan

    You can walk several meters into the sea before the water can cover you completely. How far did he walk without staying on the water? And why did he not see he wan going deeper into the water, not on he water until he sunk?

    If the congregation were watching and not seeing and restraining the insanity, something is not making sense. There must be a docket opened.


    Nxa ! nyaya dzekudhibha chaidzo.


    This is a very good example to all those gullible people who think that any buffoon who uses the words “Jesus” or “God” or “Holy Spirit” in a sentence automatically becomes a “man of God”!!…there are so many FALSE PROPHETS out there!! Rely on God’s Word [the Bible] to be able to know the truth.

  • jj

    u die for free pastor. juss interpret the bible and people will implemement. pamusoro pemvura apa hameno

  • Dr. Dlodlo esq

    Stupid Pastor! In Zimbabwe pastors walk on dim witted women.


    The story of Jesus walking on water is carried by 3 of the 4 Synoptic Gospels viz Matthew 14:22-33, Mark 6:45-53, and John 6:16-21. The cheap attempt by the pseudo-intellectual oceanography professor at scientifically explaining Jesus walking on water is both ridiculous and ludicrous:
    1)how did the boat manage to sail across the lake if there was localised freezing of the water?! Why were the disciples even paddling their oars?!
    2)why is it that when Peter tried to emulate Jesus, he did walk on water but after a short distance started sinking?!
    3) how could the professor be sure, in 2013-14, that his crazy explanation is what exactly happened on that lake over 2 000 years ago?! What’s the basis for such a wild guess when there were no measuring instruments then?!

  • Munogumbura

    Kutya Mwari ndiwo mavambo ehuchenjeri. Bhuku rinozotizve benzi rakati mumoyo maro Mwari hakuna. Nomatter the titles you may give him its what he say that determines his state of mind. Newewo munyori honestly you call that act a Makandiwa style has Makandiwa ever walked on water? Did your editor went through the story? Saka haisi mhosva yako makasangana.

  • Bebbie Guruvheya

    Kikikikiki, good one, this Makandiwa did say he can walk on water and he has mukurumbira wacho. He also said he can administer childbirth, kikikiki!

  • Hmm…

    This story was first reported back in 2006 . Supposedly it’s not true??

  • chimamise

    well tried……

  • Nigga wazup

    I and I feel that dis mathafucking story is fake. Were d church members not the church their to rescue him? Motherfukas.

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  • Ramon

    Ahhh, a prime example of evolution by natural selection! :)

    Now, let’s test the “faith” of all those “believers”, just to see if ANYONE of them have what it take to… walk on water.