Dr Joseph Chinotimba photo goes viral


Dear Editor

A graphic portrait and caricatre of War veterans leader Cde Joseph Chinotimba has gone viral on social network website Facebook.

This came after it was claimed that Cde Chinotimba is the Dean of Science Studies at the recently completed Grace Mugabe school in Mazoe.

One commentator also claimed Cde Chinotimba recently bought himself an entire flea market in Harare. Photo:



Chinotimba has in the past openly claimed that he is a farmer of people rather than crops; well, he may as well be awarded a doctorate for his innovative profession which is the only one of its kind in the whole world!

The War veterans leader who has said in the past that he would happily take up the ministerial portfolios of either education or lands has said he would never dream of becoming President of Zimbabwe because that would take him “more than 3000 years” to achieve.(At least he is wise enough to know that it would certainly be a case of never, given the level of his IQ).

Chinotimba who is infamous for saying things without giving them much thought, has been quoted in the past saying such things such as:”There is no culture that a person like (David) Coltart can teach the children of Zimbabwe, otherwise it would be the European culture of ‘homosexualism’,” he said.

Other Hilarious moments Chino’s has given the public include the below:

“Right now I don’t know whether it was dropped and it was stolen and I’m only going to know what happened exactly in the court and right now I cannot empree (pre-empt) talk anything till the court is paralysed and I cannot disturb my evidence in any way, in any type of talking. So I’m waiting for the court so the court will decide whether the minister had picked up or whether he had been stolen it or not. So I cannot comment.” (referring to his “stolen phone in 2009)

  • http://www.gmail.com Tsano

    Haisi face yaCde Chinoz iyo editor. Thats Cde Nakednja baba vaXolanidog.

  • http://siyiqaba@gmail.com Comrade Naked

    Uyanya wena asshole Tsano,your Dr Chinonitimba has joined Dr Swangilai and he is now part of the so called educated maShona in Zimshonaland

  • Hon Kurirakwejongwe

    This guy is mentaly unstable.afta all he is a fake warvet.nxa this party.He belongs to the Tèbéle tribe coz he is dull,uneducated and above all useless.

  • Comrade Naked

    He is not a fake war vet he is still at war like the rest of them they are still fighting. Now they are fighting illegal sanctions imposed on Mugabe by the west. Chinotimba is mtwakazi ka Zvimba.

  • Greyhora

    Hayi boo! This man must be from Mthakati, He is just a useless good-for-nothing dunderhead Zanu PF dog! He must be Comradog Nakednja’s father, we know he used to frequent shebeens in Makokoba in the early 80’s looking for omahotsha…

  • mvuvu

    Hey you guys do you know what it take to be come a warvert all you just wright the rubbish that comes out of your mind and more of it your not in this country most of you.let’s not be bornfrees to shout at our heroes think before you wright

  • Bla Miki

    Very stupid indeed, the colonial mentality within the writer’s mind is to much for him to understand that Cde Chinotimba is not British for him to speak pure english. Have you ever heard him speaking broken Shøna? Do you measure IQ level through fluency in English that one is? Does everyone in MDC speak fluent english? Bloody bastard, barbarian

  • http://siyiqaba@gmail.com Greyhora

    You are 100% right Bla Miki,english is nothing but a language

  • Greyhora

    Fake Greyhora Nakedog, look closely at your father Chinoz and see the resemblance with yourself and stop making a fool of yourself here sihlama!

  • Poor Farmworker

    Traditional Dr Chinotimba when were you conferred the doctorate? Was it by the Scientist Chinhoyi diesel Doctor. The other student Didmus Mutasa tried to eradicate Chipangano and chipangano is back in full force at most kombi ranks. Things never work with these degrees?

  • Mavambo Kusile Dawn

    Excellent computer art, hanti? I once saw this picture on Zimeye on a story that ran something like “Chinotimba addresses journalists”. Of course it was minus the academic cap. Then some clever graphic artist went clip clip!, cut cut! paste paste! drag drag! crop crop! brush brush and … presto!! With the authority vested in the artist, Mr Chinotimba was cleverly ‘confered’ a degree in the agro-sciences. However, it must have proved very very difficult to robe him complete with a gown and a hood! Kikikikiki!

  • http://siyiqaba@gmail.com Greyhora

    Lililililililililili another pasi educated Dr has joined the likes of Dr Tswangirai

  • Mukadota

    People should not take the mickey out of this zanoid clown just because of his lack of proficiency in the queens language. But people show take the retard for what he is because he is the epitome of zanoid baboon mentality which has taken zimbabwe to comical depths which are nolonger a laughing matter.