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BREAKING NEWS: Mugabe Motorcade In Bloody Car Accident
19 April 2015
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President Robert Mugabe’s motorcade has been involved in a bloody accident a few hundred yards from his official residence.
The accident happened around 4:30pm Saturday, just after the robots by St. Georges College.
This is the third such bloody accident in less than 3 years compromising the Head of State’s security and safety.
One of the Presidential motorcade guards, a biker, was hit by a truck and left bleeding and fighting for his life. The make of the vehicle was not disclosed at the time of writing.
Mugabe was at the time heading for his house with his small battalion of security guys when this happened.
The accident was witnessed in full view by motorists travelling from Kitsi Yatota Gold mine where ZANU PF officials are reportedly “making a killing without paying taxes”.
The guard’s identity was not revealed at the time of writing amid claims that he died soon afterwards. Efforts to obtain further information from the President’s Office were fruitless at the time of writing.

16 Replies to “BREAKING NEWS: Mugabe Motorcade In Bloody Car Accident”

  1. How do we know this incident actually happened??!!…no police report, and no NAMED independent witnesses???!!
    Furthermore, the attempt to link Gushaz with Kitsi Yatota gold mine where ZPF officials are allegedly “making a killing without paying taxes” is very amateurish and laughable!!
    For another thing, how would you definitely know that a motorist travelling along the road that passes by St Georges college is coming from Kitsi Yatota??!! I mean, not everybody travelling on the Beitbridge-Masvingo-Harare highway is coming from Beitbridge!!

  2. How do we know this incident actually happened??!!…no police report, and no NAMED independent witnesses???!!
    Furthermore, the attempt to link Gushaz with Kitsi Yatota gold mine where ZPF officials are allegedly “making a killing without paying taxes” is very amateurish and laughable!!
    For another thing, how would you definitely know that a motorist travelling along the road that passes by St Georges college is coming from Kitsi Yatota??!! I mean, not everybody travelling on the Beitbridge-Masvingo-Harare highway is coming from Beitbridge!!

  3. How do we know this incident actually happened??!!…no police report, and no NAMED independent witnesses???!!
    Furthermore, the attempt to link Gushaz with Kitsi Yatota gold mine where ZPF officials are allegedly “making a killing without paying taxes” is very amateurish and laughable!!
    For another thing, how would you definitely know that a motorist travelling along the road that passes by St Georges college is coming from Kitsi Yatota??!! I mean, not everybody travelling on the Beitbridge-Masvingo-Harare highway is coming from Beitbridge!!

  4. It seems that the writer was in more shock than the dead fella. Anyway who cares, they drive like maniacs!

  5. It seems that the writer was in more shock than the dead fella. Anyway who cares, they drive like maniacs!

  6. Who cares. Mugarbargage kraal got zpuff driving licenses from OK bazaars lucky dip packets !!!!!!!

  7. Who cares. Mugarbargage kraal got zpuff driving licenses from OK bazaars lucky dip packets !!!!!!!

  11. Chero mupepeti asina kuwana informationa yakakwana tozviziva hadzisi nhema zvaMugabe zvinovigwa nechimbi chimbi kuti zvisabuda pamhene . Yakamboitika just be4 Norton mupurisa akafirapo ikavigwa zvee nyaya yacho . Chihurumende cheZANU PF ndeche nhubu

  12. Chero mupepeti asina kuwana informationa yakakwana tozviziva hadzisi nhema zvaMugabe zvinovigwa nechimbi chimbi kuti zvisabuda pamhene . Yakamboitika just be4 Norton mupurisa akafirapo ikavigwa zvee nyaya yacho . Chihurumende cheZANU PF ndeche nhubu

  13. Chero mupepeti asina kuwana informationa yakakwana tozviziva hadzisi nhema zvaMugabe zvinovigwa nechimbi chimbi kuti zvisabuda pamhene . Yakamboitika just be4 Norton mupurisa akafirapo ikavigwa zvee nyaya yacho . Chihurumende cheZANU PF ndeche nhubu

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